Here are ten ridiculous (but totally valid) reasons why you should dive into my books. Enjoy!
A Possible Easter Egg: I may or may not have a scene in one of my books where somebody plays a gas-powered bass guitar in a post-apocalyptic noodle shop. You have to read all the books to find out if this is true.\
Serious Criticism: You have a burning desire to know how often I use the phrase “burning desire” in my writing.
DIY Monster Hunting Tips: Because you never know when a winged strangler might move into your backyard. Be prepared!
Epic Procrastination Tool: Need an excuse to avoid doing laundry or dishes? My books are the perfect escape. Blame it on Keltin! Everyone will understand.
Join the Cool Kids: All the cool kids are reading my books. Don’t you want to be one of them? Peer pressure works, right?
Instant Conversation Starter: Struggling with small talk? Mentioning my books will instantly make you the most interesting person in the room. I mean, who doesn’t want to speculate over what Jaylocke will do after The Hunter’s Apprentice?
Support a Struggling Artist: Every book you buy helps keep my snack drawer fully stocked, ensuring more epic tales to come.
Expand Your Vocabulary: Did you not get the winged strangler reference in number 3? Never get caught out again!
Ultimate Fan Theories: Reading my books will give you insider knowledge to craft the wildest fan theories. You’ll be the envy of everyone in the Facebook fan group!
Because I Asked Nicely: Pretty please?
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giggle love your humour valid reasons giggle
Ha ha! Thanks! They made me giggle too.