1. “I want to finance my retirement.”
2. “I want to see how many times I can use the word ‘actually’ in a 300-page story.
3. “I can’t handle the rejection in a normal job.”
4. “I’ve always wanted to write an entire book in my own made-up language.”
5. “I love receiving praise from strangers.”
6. “It’s the easiest way to kill people I don’t like.”
7. “I need something to do during video game load screens.”
8. “The world needs to be able to buy my Twilight/My Little Pony crossover fan fiction.”
9. “I want something to do before bed, and I hate to read.”
10. “How hard can it be?”
Can you think of more? Share them in the comments!
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