Lindsay Schopfer

1. Contrary to what the experts might say, it’s surprisingly hard to dress a live chicken in a tiny tuxedo. 2. “Ha! the joke’s on you!” I shouted. “I’m not wearing any pants!” 3. All stories have to begin somewhere. This one starts part-way through Read More …

1. The fishbowl felt surprisingly heavy as I placed it over my head. 2. In all my years as an arborist, I never had a tree hug me back. Until today. 3. “Of course I can babysit your walrus,” I said with a forced smile. Read More …