10. My dog ate my laptop.
9. I’ve got a computer virus that turns all my periods into commas.
8. Every time I upload a picture, it’s facing away from me.
7. I’m only typing with the backs of my fingers until next Tuesday. Don’t ask why.
6. I tried dictating my article to my computer, which worked great, except I was dictating into Notepad.
5. There’s a squirrel out my window.
4. For some reason, I can’t type the word “the”. Wait…
3. All of my followers (except you) asked me not to post today.
2. Cat videos.
1. I changed my font color to white and now I can’t find my article.
