1. A cat video filter for her internet browser 2. A “Cliff Notes” version of a book on the craft of writing 3. A word processor that auto-corrects telling instead of showing 4. An instant-inspiration pill that is not harmful, habit-forming, or fattening 5. A Read More …
10. This session didn’t count, right? 9. I’m going to warn you up front that I don’t take criticism well. 8. How many books should I expect to sell in the first week? 7. I’m not looking to hire a writing coach, I just wanted Read More …
1. Get out of bed feet first. 2. Hold the correct end of the fork while eating. 3. Wear more than one article of clothing while driving. 4. Spell your name correctly on the first try. 5. Turn up the volume when a good song Read More …
1. Contrary to what the experts might say, it’s surprisingly hard to dress a live chicken in a tiny tuxedo. 2. “Ha! the joke’s on you!” I shouted. “I’m not wearing any pants!” 3. All stories have to begin somewhere. This one starts part-way through Read More …
Jaylocke inched closer to Keltin, doing his best to remain silent in the deep snow. “Aren’t you going to take the shot?” he asked, nodding towards the beast moving along the far bank of the icy river. “I can’t,” Keltin whispered. “Why not?” “I can’t Read More …
1. The fishbowl felt surprisingly heavy as I placed it over my head. 2. In all my years as an arborist, I never had a tree hug me back. Until today. 3. “Of course I can babysit your walrus,” I said with a forced smile. Read More …
